Hi. By day I am Kevin, by night I am the Swanson. I watch films while I sip on snake juice and stare at my mustache trophy case. Also slightly infatuated with Kanye West...

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Favorite Directors:
David Fincher / Christopher Nolan / Coen Brothers / Martin Scorsese / Wes Anderson / Stanley Kubrick / Quentin Tarintino / Daren Aronofsky

Show some damned respect.

I was born ready. I’m Ron fucking Swanson.

RON: Strippers do nothing for me. I like a strong, salt-of-the-earth, self-posessed woman at the top of her field: your Steffi Grafs, your Sheryl Swoopses. But I will take a free breakfast buffet any time, any place.

Feb 28th at 1AM / via: lokiodinson / op: copsandwriters / tagged: ron swanson. parks and recreation. / reblog / 1,794 notes

I just did that thing where you look through your facebook timeline and get so nostalgic that now you wish you were dead to make it stop.

bluevein:


“The less I know about other people’s affairs, the happier I am.  I’m not  interested in caring about people.  I once worked with a guy for three  years and never learned his name… best friend I ever had.  We still  never talk some times.”

bluevein:

“The less I know about other people’s affairs, the happier I am. I’m not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name… best friend I ever had. We still never talk some times.”

Jan 5th at 6PM / via: rosstheedivorceforce / op: bluevein / tagged: about me. Ron Swanson. / reblog / 1,392 notes

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Dec 8th at 8PM / via: lokiodinson / op: paralysedbeaver / tagged: Ron Swanson. / reblog / 1,720 notes
Nov 10th at 10PM / via: mrgolightly / op: mrgolightly / tagged: Ron Swanson. / reblog / 380 notes

Ron Swanson illustration by Sam Spratt.

Ron Swanson illustration by Sam Spratt.


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Nellsays asked…”something parks related, that show is beautiful”